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Jesus Shops for Sandals

After a fruitless search, a clerk at the thrift store suggests he try the Internet. Jesus finds his style of sandals on eBay. But they are the wrong size. And he has no credit card.
Jesus wanders the streets, poking through garbage bins, looking for material to make sandals on his own. Jesus meets a Christian group that converts him to Christianity and gets him to join their worship team. They buy him a new pair of white trainers. It doesn’t feel right to Jesus.
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